imanarwhalbitch:

crewefox:

lycanthropire:

patterbay:

I’ve never seen more effective use of fantasy animation to promote tourism [x]

Oh this is GORGEOUS

😍

sociallyawkward18:

grandpaq:

1000watttwat:

tarynel:

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

The perfect use of this damn gif 😂😂😂😂

chipsprites:

me: look, a crab eating a strawberry

my roommate: but he’s eating such small pieces..

me: …he’s a crab

pukicho:

aphuckingbeesechurger:

pukicho:

You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

To level my charisma stat

Ah a gamer, you may pass

eternalblumenkraft:

worddevourer:

Mr. Grillman…

Grill me a cheese

Make it with cheddar

and fill it with

BEES

@freshdonus

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

backdoorteenmom:

buzzfeed: men try to put on lip gloss for the first time!!!!
the men acting over the top trying to put on the lip gloss, and letting us know they don’t normally do this:

tenmillionpoundsofsludge:

hazmat suit with “JUICY” bedazzled on the ass 

cedrwydden:

curseworm:

obamasmomjeans:

curseworm:

curseworm:

pomegranates are proof that god exists and is a sadist

would a kind and loving god make the most delicious fruit in the world have the tiniest ratio of flesh vs pith? would evolution produce a fruit whose seeds are meant for dispersal, yet are encased in an impenetrable leathery rind? god is real and god hates us

Maybe we just need to evolve horse-like teeth

i dontt want you to say that

God made pomegranates as puzzle toys for our enrichment.

teenagerposts:

me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times

dankmemesreasonforliving:

nest:

clairidryl:

Dr Kill

that’s a tiny pistol he is holding